- god: hey baby
- god: did it hurt
- god: when you fell from heaven?
- satan: you're a fucking dick
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my only friend is my virginity l o l
(via anakincuntwalker)
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there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants
(Source: adamusprime, via ironbro)
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(via jamjars)
(via pukeprince)
(via pukeprince)
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